Trade Shows
10 People You Meet at SupplySide (We Counted 11)
A field guide to the show floor, the hospitality suites, and the hallway where the real deals happen.
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Trade Shows
SupplySide Attendee Not Aware He's Talking to Prostitute
VP of business development describes three-hour hotel bar conversation as 'a really strong lead.'
Regulatory
RFK Announces SNAP to Be Replaced With SPAP, Providing Peptides to the Least Jacked Americans
Eligibility will be determined by a shirtless means test at the county office.
Trade Shows
Aging Salesman Convinced Limited-Edition Robert Graham Dress Shirt Has Just the Right Amount of Flair
Paisley cuffs, embroidered skulls, and a contrast collar described as 'fun, but I can still close.'
Industry News
Trade Show Company Announces It Will Join Trade Associations, Finally Give Back
'We've been suckling at the industry's teat for 40 years,' says CEO.
Science(ish)
Local Neanderthal Pretty Sure This Paleo Diet Is Overly Complicated
'We ate what didn't eat us first,' says man confused by $14 bone broth.
Ingredients
Local Man Reaches Recommended Daily Intake of Proprietary Blend
Achievement verified by nobody, since nobody knows what the intake is.
Regulatory
Mr. Mister Convinced MPL Best Way to Slow Rapidly Growing Industry
Policy veteran hopes mandatory listing can bring annual growth down to 'a nice, manageable zero.'
Industry News
Contract Manufacturer Quotes 6-Week Lead Time With Straight Face
Witnesses describe the account manager's composure as 'chilling.'
Regulatory
Company Frames Warning Letter, Hangs It in Lobby Next to 'Best Place to Work' Award
'Being noticed by regulators is a sign of growth,' says CEO.
Ingredients
Ingredient Supplier's Revolutionary Branded Extract Revealed to Be Turmeric Wearing a Lab Coat
The trademarked molecule, 'CurcuMaxx-Prime-7,' is said to be 'clinically distinct' from turmeric in that it costs 40 times more.
Opinion
Opinion: I Don't Need a Certificate of Analysis. I Can Feel It Working.
Our columnist on why testing is for people who lack faith.