Our Newsroom
Every member of our staff is fictional. Their titles are, somehow, more fictional.
Marcy Feldspar
Marcy has covered undisclosed ingredient amounts for 14 years and has never once been told what is in anything.
Dale Pruitt
Dale supports healthy journalism. This statement has not been evaluated by anyone.
Glenn Hollister
Glenn has attended 61 consecutive trade shows and has visited the actual show floor at four of them.
Dr. Renata Voss (Doctorate Pending)
Renata holds a doctorate that is currently in a 6-to-8 week lead time.
Trevor Banning
Trevor certified himself, then hired a third party to certify the certification.