Satirical news from the dietary supplement industry. All articles are fiction.https://thepropblend.com/https://thepropblend.com/articles/10-people-you-meet-at-supplyside/https://thepropblend.com/articles/10-people-you-meet-at-supplyside/A field guide to the show floor, the hospitality suites, and the hallway where the real deals happen.Sat, 24 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTTrade Showshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/supplyside-attendee-unaware-talking-to-prostitute/https://thepropblend.com/articles/supplyside-attendee-unaware-talking-to-prostitute/VP of business development describes three-hour hotel bar conversation as 'a really strong lead.'Fri, 23 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTTrade Showshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/spap-peptides-least-jacked-americans/https://thepropblend.com/articles/spap-peptides-least-jacked-americans/Eligibility will be determined by a shirtless means test at the county office.Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTRegulatoryhttps://thepropblend.com/articles/aging-salesman-robert-graham-shirt/https://thepropblend.com/articles/aging-salesman-robert-graham-shirt/Paisley cuffs, embroidered skulls, and a contrast collar described as 'fun, but I can still close.'Wed, 21 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTTrade Showshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/trade-show-company-joins-associations/https://thepropblend.com/articles/trade-show-company-joins-associations/'We've been suckling at the industry's teat for 40 years,' says CEO.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTIndustry Newshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/local-neanderthal-paleo-diet-overly-complicated/https://thepropblend.com/articles/local-neanderthal-paleo-diet-overly-complicated/'We ate what didn't eat us first,' says man confused by $14 bone broth.Sun, 18 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTScience(ish)https://thepropblend.com/articles/local-man-reaches-rdi-proprietary-blend/https://thepropblend.com/articles/local-man-reaches-rdi-proprietary-blend/Achievement verified by nobody, since nobody knows what the intake is.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTIngredientshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/mr-mister-mpl-slow-growing-industry/https://thepropblend.com/articles/mr-mister-mpl-slow-growing-industry/Policy veteran hopes mandatory listing can bring annual growth down to 'a nice, manageable zero.'Fri, 16 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTRegulatoryhttps://thepropblend.com/articles/contract-manufacturer-six-week-lead-time/https://thepropblend.com/articles/contract-manufacturer-six-week-lead-time/Witnesses describe the account manager's composure as 'chilling.'Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTIndustry Newshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/warning-letter-framed-in-lobby/https://thepropblend.com/articles/warning-letter-framed-in-lobby/'Being noticed by regulators is a sign of growth,' says CEO.Wed, 07 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTRegulatoryhttps://thepropblend.com/articles/branded-extract-turmeric-lab-coat/https://thepropblend.com/articles/branded-extract-turmeric-lab-coat/The trademarked molecule, 'CurcuMaxx-Prime-7,' is said to be 'clinically distinct' from turmeric in that it costs 40 times more.Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTIngredientshttps://thepropblend.com/articles/opinion-i-dont-need-a-coa/https://thepropblend.com/articles/opinion-i-dont-need-a-coa/Our columnist on why testing is for people who lack faith.Tue, 29 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTOpinion